Caption Contest for October 5, 2009
Posted by Caption Contest Editor on October 5th, 2009 filed in Archive

U.S. Marine Corps
Voting is now complete. The winning caption: “By the look of things, Harry originally got into the wrong barber queue.” was selected from your user input and our crack panel of judges. Congratulations Rob Falconer!”



October 5th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
By the look of things, Harry originally got into the wrong barber queue
October 5th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Beef? You lot have been eating camel for the past six months!
October 5th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
” Sand Beach Picnic ” I dare anyone of you guys to run in there and yell at the top of your lungs
” WHERE’S THE BEEF “
October 6th, 2009 at 2:33 am
So I told the Sergeant Major, my Marines have better things to do then flip burgers all day.
October 6th, 2009 at 5:11 am
Cheeburger cheeburger… cheeps… Peepsi… no coke.
October 6th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Can I have extra sand on mine?
October 6th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Your gonna love our meat !
October 6th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Special barbeque in the sand was in order. To boost morale of the troops. No surf! no girls! no beach balls! To the rescue. Cpl Butch’s secret special BBQ sauce for the beef. Happy marines! Happy stomachs!
October 6th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Sorry marines, but with the USO here, this grill is reserved for Rosie O’Donnell.
October 6th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Just wait till the Canadian Mounted Division see what we did with their Horses.
October 8th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
How is this training really going to help me when I get out of the USMC?
October 8th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
This is my BURGER; there are many like it but this one is mine!
October 8th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Umph! I thought the Air Force was the only service who had leisure time. And, are those beer bottles on the ground?
October 9th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Get the flame thrower Private over here, I can’t get these coals started!
October 9th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Would you like me to super size that for you?
October 10th, 2009 at 10:32 am
mmmmmm… when no one is looking, i am definitely eating this one, and this one, or maybe this one…
October 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am
keep smiling joey, i dont care that you have a cold bottle of water in your hand….i have lots of burgers on my BBQ and you have only two!
October 10th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
From humorguru.com: “1) Real men eat meat. 2) Real men love guns. 3) If you do not eat meat and love guns, you are a liberal scum-sucking pinko.” That’s should be succinct enough for even Robert Gibbs to grasp.
October 10th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Army of One? Army of One? Dude, when it comes to burgers, I’m an Army of at least two or three!
October 10th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
You know, Sarge, the only thing missing is Miss Paula and her buttered bisquits.
October 10th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
We’re the Marines, special orders don’t upset us.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Grill Sergeant: All right, Maggot, get down and pound out 20 push-ups! If the Corps had wanted you to have a tofu-burger, it would have issued you one!
October 13th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Bud Light proudly Salutes , “Real American Heroes… Real Men of Genius”
MR. 70 SPF SUNBLOCK WEARER
October 14th, 2009 at 7:13 am
My recruter told me the adventure would be nothing like my old job @ McDonalds?
October 14th, 2009 at 7:14 am
My recruiter told me the adventure would be nothing like my old job @ McDonalds?
October 15th, 2009 at 7:42 am
The Marines have a new tactic for luring in Osama Bin Laden from the nearby caves….