Caption Contest for October 19, 2009
Posted by Caption Contest Editor on October 20th, 2009 filed in This Week's Winner
White House photo by Pete Souza
Voting is now complete. The winning caption: “No. No. That’s one lagre mushroom and two small pepperoni” was selected from your user input and our crack panel of judges. Congratulations EN1 Bruce Roskam!”
October 20th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Yeah, thats right, I said with the job our service men and women are doing they deserve a double digit pay raise in 2010. Yeah, thats what I said, double digit, somewhere around 15% to 20%, now make it happen or you’ll be handeling the budget at Bagram Air Base.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:25 am
Uhh, have you seen my BlackBerry?
October 21st, 2009 at 6:22 am
…2 Large meat lovers, order of cheese sticks, and that dessert thing you’re advertising on your website… I will being paying in cash… address is1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC… . . . Why are you laughing?!?!? Do you know who I am?!
October 21st, 2009 at 9:06 am
Hello, is this Joe? hey man this is Obama, yeah i was wondering if you could come over and un-clog my toilet….my kids were making Play-Doh submarines again……….thanks a bunch…..toodles!
October 21st, 2009 at 11:39 am
No, I’m happy with my current mortgage rate. By the way, how did you get this number?
October 21st, 2009 at 11:40 am
Actually, we have Prince Albert in Guantanamo.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Yes, I am trying to find out when my new chair will be delivered. I am tired of doing my job standing up all the time. No I will not sit in this chair. You ask WHY? It has engraved in the back “BILL WAS HERE!” with the initials ML under it. I have no idea where this chair has been. Just get the new one over here as soon as possible!
October 21st, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I’m the president & I had nothing to do with it. Please don’t call me back! Because if you do I will change the number . The FBI & the secret service will take over in this matter. I have spoken.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:28 pm
No, No, Thats one lagre mushroom and two small peperoni.
October 21st, 2009 at 5:13 pm
So I am supposed to face away from the chair and bend at the knees, and ease my weight into the chair? Can I get you to do an in home demonstraiton?
October 21st, 2009 at 10:55 pm
” YO Paulie Lay down a C note for the New York Yankees to win the Fifth game, I gotta cover my
boys.!! Forgettabouit !!!! “
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 am
Can you hear me now?
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
I am calling to find out when the new intern starts.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
There’s an app for that?!
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:16 am
Hello, It’s so nice to talk to a Human….., Your automated system is rather difficult to navigate…, The reason I’m calling is to find out how to remove SUPER GLUE from human flesh…, Uhhhh, no I did not glue my fingers together…., My hands are stuck to the chair and my ear and check to the phone…., No, It was not my fault, I have two daughters, and………..,
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:01 am
Store answers: Men’s Warehouse, How may we assist you today?
President: Yes I purchased a suit from you the other day and if fit fine. Today however the sleeves are very short.
Store: Have you recently had the suit cleaned?
President: Yes, I threw it in the washer and then dried it in the dryer.
Store: Sir, you do realize that the suit has to be dry cleaned?
President: Oh, so I should have dried it first and then washed it? Ok I will try that.
Store: Sir, please have your staff clean it from now on.
President: I will keep that under advisement, Thank you.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:13 pm
“You hang up first…Nooo you hang up…”
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Hellooooo, Oprah! … What are you wearin’, Sweetie? … Nice.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:04 am
Hello… is your refrigerator running?
October 24th, 2009 at 4:37 am
Thank you for choosing AT&T, ” please enter your pin followed by the pound sgn!”
October 24th, 2009 at 11:31 am
“For the last time President Clinton stop calling me… I don’t need your advice… What?… Yes, I’ll hold…”
October 24th, 2009 at 11:32 am
“One ringy dingy…. two ringy dingy’s…”
October 24th, 2009 at 11:33 am
“Well it’s 3 A.M. somewhere…”
October 24th, 2009 at 11:47 am
“What’s that Joe?…. You been fishin’… Ya gotta sucker on the line?”
October 24th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Hello, is your refrigerator running?
October 24th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
“I’d like two large pepperoni and one medium plain cheese and six root beers for delivery please.”
October 24th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Room service……send up a new budget plan and a ham sandwich please.
October 24th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
“Yes, I’d like two large pizzas with cheese and sliced crow for delivery.”
October 24th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I ordered a RED phone 5 months ago..what’s the hold up? Budget cuts Sir.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
How do we lose the launch codes to our nuclear weapons General?
October 24th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
CORRECTION:
How did we lose the launch codes to our nuclear weapons General?
October 24th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Bin Laden…I just wanted to let you know, “By switching to Geico I saved 15 percent or more on WAR insurance.”
October 24th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I know we are in a recession..but who disconnected the long distance service on my phone?
October 24th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Yes DEAR, I promise not to start another war.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
yes sir, like to report identity theft.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Hey, Bill,
You were right. This chair is just the right height for an intern to sit in……yeah, the camera guy doesn’t even know she’s here…….
October 25th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Yo G Dubya…where in the hell did you hide the key to the adult video vault?
October 26th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Monica Who? No I don’t believe I’ve heard of you.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Hello, is your refrigerator running?
October 27th, 2009 at 8:09 am
I ordered a RED phone, why is this one blue? Budget cuts Sir.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:11 am
How did you lose the launch codes to our nuclear weapons General?
October 27th, 2009 at 8:12 am
Yes dear, I promise not to start anymore Wars.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
“Can you come up with something better? The “No New Taxes” thingy was already used!”
October 29th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that joke…., We would have enough money to pay for health care reform with the Government Option, our First Stimulus Package plus Three more, and…., Uh…, I forget the first one we passed, was it TARP or CRAP…., well whatever we called it we could pay for it too!
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:46 am
Will the press confrence be over by 10? We have an 11:00 tee time and Biden hates when I’m late.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:57 am
I told you a million times Hillary, I aint Bill and i don’t smoke cigars.
November 4th, 2009 at 10:01 am
LISTEN! I want one of those cool “Secret Service” ear buds too…
November 6th, 2009 at 6:47 am
Umm…I specifically said red sued, not red leather.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
“Yes George, I’ve looked everywhere for that damn WMD for dummies book!”
November 12th, 2009 at 3:22 am
Hello? Health care reform? Hey, how are ya? Seems like we haven’t talked in years….