Caption Contest for November 16, 2009
Posted by Caption Contest Editor on November 16th, 2009 filed in Archive
U.S. Marine Corps photo by Staff Sgt. Marc Ayalin
Voting is now complete. The winning caption: “Stay down; it looks like Dick Cheney is still hunting” was selected from your user input and our crack panel of judges. Congratulations Ken Swortz!




November 16th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Stay Down, it looks like Dick Cheney is still hunting.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
” My Luck I lost the toss to spy on the Command Master Chief’s Batchlors Party, WOW !! I never
thought so many females would show up in skimpy string bikinies, maybe I lucked out after all.
HEY that’s my female SQUAD LEADER !!!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
I pre-ordered Call of Duty and all i got was this lousy ghillie suite….
November 17th, 2009 at 1:51 am
We knew Corporal Williams had been In-Country too long when he started spending his off days staring at gals in burkas.
November 17th, 2009 at 10:53 am
WOW! You really can count the hairs on a fly from 500yds
November 17th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
WOW! I love my new digital View Master!
November 17th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
#5 is Alive! But #21 is part human!
November 17th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
” I ‘ll find out whats REALLY for CHOW today, I hope its not “Hussien Hash again. !!!
November 17th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Sir! Did you say one if by land & two if by sea. Or was it one if by sea & two if by land. Boy! Im confussed.
November 17th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Spotter: “Now what exactly am I looking for?”
Sniper: “Anything that would give away the position of another sniper.”
Spotter: “Like what?”
Sniper: “A pair of bright green binoculars sticking out of cover, kinda like what you are doing.”
Spotter: “Uhh………., My bad.”
November 20th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
My wife can’t stay mad at me forever for forgetting our anniversary; just have to hide out here till she calms down.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
I forgot to bring my BCG’s and the only thing they could issue me that works are these silly binoculars!
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Adjust to target, two clicks right, I promised the guys that we would have a TURKEY this Thanksgiving!
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Get down, here they come again; it is the inspection team coming again!
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
CORRECTION:
Get down, here they come again; it is the inspection team SIR!
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
The Navy is in field goal range, I say again, the Navy is in field goal range Sir!
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
It is your choice PVT, fire on the big chicken dinner or the turkey dinner!
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I asked the for an office with a view, can’t wait to see my parking spot—hoorah!
November 24th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
“I seeeee you…”
November 24th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I see Billy and Tommy and Janet and…………………………….
November 25th, 2009 at 5:18 am
Be vuury vuury quiet, we hunting for AL-Quaeda……
November 25th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Found it! A needle in the hay stack.
November 28th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Just like shooting fish in a barrel…., that happens to be 1000 yards down range.
November 29th, 2009 at 7:18 am
Some people just don’t get the big picture!
November 30th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
MARCO!!!”