Dan Badger from the Air Force Personnel Center's directorate of personnel services participates in the 13.1-mile half marathon at the San Antonio Rock n' Roll Marathon and Half Marathon Nov. 13. // Erin Tindell

The Air Force Personnel Center in San Antonio had a good turnout for that city’s Marathon on Sunday.

All told, 99 members of the AFPC family — civilians, airmen and their family members — made it out.

Nineteen ran the big one: the full 26.2 miles. Another 80 ran the half marathon.

You can read more here.

Even the guy who created Spice thinks smoking this is a bad idea.

Spice has been in the news — at least in our newspaper — quite a bit lately.

The Air Force banned it, and then it developed a urinalysis for it. Occasionally, you’d read about some airmen or some cadets getting nabbed for the synthetic marijuana.

Not that many airmen are smoking spice — the surgeon general told me earlier this month it’s “a small slice of the pie” of drug usage — but the over-the-counter nature of the drug makes regulation even tougher.

All of this leaves the creator of spice and other synthetic cannabinoids shaking his head.

“These things are dangerous — anybody who uses them is playing Russian roulette,” John Huffman told the Los Angeles Times. “They have profound psychological effects. We never intended them for human consumption.”

He later added: “You can’t overdose on marijuana, but you might on these compounds. These things are dangerous, and marijuana isn’t, really.”

"Look! A whole pile of money burning!" (Air Force photo by Senior Airman Brett Clashman)

Efficiencies, efficiencies — everywhere, the military is looking for efficiencies.

Well, Time Magazine’s Battleland blog has one idea of how to save almost $25 million: The Air Force could actually write up its own report on how it does its own work.

Booz Allen Hamilton will receive $24,966,507 to write a series of studies including the vageuely titled “Tactics, Techniques and Procedures Report.” (TTPs on what, folks?)

As Battleland’s Mark Thompson points out, “‘Tactics, Techniques and Procedures” is a oft-used military phrase that simply means how we do things around here; the fact that it’s plucked as the title for a multi-million-dollar report seems strange.”

He later adds: “Not sure what’s more appalling: the lousy grammar, or the fact that the U.S. Air Force apparently lacks the ability to do this kind of work on its own.”

Dope du jour Daryn Moran, the former AWOL-but-not-really-AWOL Air Force NCO, is back on YouTube to take up his crusade against his former commander in chief.

This time, the former Ramstein airman, vows to arrest the president for forging his birth certificate. He plans to “gas up the car, drive in my vehicle to Washington, D.C., knock on the president’s door and tell him he’s coming with me.”

Seriously.

In a bizarre, 13-minute screed, Moran takes aim at a wide range of topics: FactCheck.org, Adm. Mike Mullen, Transportation Security Administration, gays and lesbians, the Democrats, Vice President Joe Biden, Muslims, the Secret Service, the elected officials of Omaha, and, puzzlingly, “Jeopardy!”

Here are a few of the juicier quotes:

It's a Tea Party martyr video.

“Call your Secret Service, coward. You wouldn’t even do an arm-wrestling match with me if I ask you. You probably wouldn’t do a 40-yard dash.”

“I’m not coming with a shotgun. I’m not coming with a knife. I’m coming with the Constitution in my hand and the Bible and the fact he’s a criminal and a known forger.”

“President Obama will be on the run the remainder of his days.”

“To the military out there: Stop hiding Obama. Stop protecting him. He is a criminal.”

“Being a gay is a sin in the Bible. Whether you like it or not, it’s a sin.”

“Let’s be clear: I’m going after the president for his forged birth certificate. When I said, ‘Arrest him or arrest me,’ what did they do? Sweep me under the rug and discharge me –
with an honorable discharge for an adjustment disorder.”

“I’m coming after you. So line up your little guards and your securities [sic], coward. Wimp. How many of your little SS people or Nazi troopers will it take to stop me? Because I’m
going to come up to your door, gonna knock on your door and tell you to come with me.”

“The military has a had a coup. It’s been taken over by a false commander in chief.”

“The terrorist is in the White House. You terrorize us. The Homeland Security terrorizes us with the TSA.”

“What are we waiting for? It’s time to hold people accountable. That’s what this flag is all about. It almost sounds like today is a declaration of war.”

“I will go to jail. Whatever. Put a bullet in your gun, look in the sight and shoot me when I’m coming. Go ahead. It’s better than living under tyranny and dictatorship.”

Columbist Robert F. Dorr wrote last week about Staff Sgt. Robert Gutierrez, the combat controller who stared down death to call in airstrikes and save his Special Forces A-team.

Dorr, who knows a thing or two about the Air Force, was unequivocal in his writing: “His heroism was unrelenting; his dedication to his service and his country, indisputable.

For his actions, Gutierrez is nominated for an Air Force Cross, the service’s second highest valor award. He should, however, receive the Medal of Honor.

Only the nation’s highest distinction is appropriate for the combat controller, who lost half his blood from a bullet wound yet never stopped fighting, calling in one airstrike after another.”

Part of Dorr’s column (no link available, but a similar column is here) is a plea for more “balance” among the services in the awarding of the Medal of Honor.

We want to hear from you: Do you think the Air Force is being short-changed? Should Gutierrez receive the Medal of Honor? Feel free to add your comments below.

Staff Sgt. Lindsay Ciullo (Air Force photo by Chris Cokeing)

The Air Force women’s softball team wrapped up the gold medal at the 2011 Armed Forces Softball Championship last week — and that gives me plenty of reason to link to this fun story from the service’s greatest C-17 reserve unit stationed at Joint Base Lewis-McChord, Wash.

Staff Sgt. Lindsay Ciullo serves with the 446th Aeromedical Staging Squadron and has played on the Air Force softball team for the past four years and the All Armed Forces tam for the past three years. She is also the only reservist on Air Force squad — an interesting trivia point she would like to see change soon.

“When I talked to my unit about going through the softball process, no one had any idea that the program existed,” she said. “I want them to know it’s possible for reservists to attend training camps for sports at the Air Force level. To me, the more people who are aware of this and want to tryout will help keep the Air Force sports program alive.”

So, are you a reservist who wants to represent your service in one of 16 sports? Here’s a link that can tell you how.

The Air Force just celebrated its 64th birthday (you don’t look a day above 63!) and naturally that meant photos of celebrations across the world.

Well, it looks like the folks at Hickam had one hell of a shindig. Check out this photo from Senior Airman Lauren Main:

This leaves me with many thoughts (tattoo on the dancer in foreground, anyone?), but perhaps the most important is this one: Why didn’t the Pentagon folks hire these dancers to perform in D.C.? Swing and a miss, Air Force. Swing and a miss.

This could be you. (Air Force photo by Ron Fry)

When you cough, do you ever wonder whether it’s mold or asbestos that’s slowly making you sick?

Have you ever justified the peeling paint on your walls by saying, “Well, hey, there’s not that much lead in there.”

And do you describe the hole termites ate in your back wall as “God’s air conditioning?”

If you answered yes to any of those questions, the folks at ABC want to demolish your home, build you a new one and videotape you freaking out over your sudden good fortune.

Yes, you could be on “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.” The producers are looking for people with “amazing strength of character and who put their own needs aside to help others. Whether it’s a soldier, a mom, a teacher or a fireman, we think deserving families are families who inspire those around them.”

We assume that means airmen can also apply, but that’s for the folks at the ABC to decide. But if Ty Pennington arrives at your door, you’ve got a new house on the way.

Want to know a bit more? Check out this link.

Even the Post Office has figured out to use more R2-D2s!

Humble in acquisitions, you will be.

The Galactic Empire learned that lesson long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Its first Death Star was the size of a small moon – and yet one missile launched from an X-wing fighter destroyed it.

Its replacement wasn’t even operational when rebels managed to blow it up. The reason it was vulnerable? Construction was behind schedule – and even the intervention of Darth Vader couldn’t get it finished on time.

One Air Force acquisition officer says today’s military should pay attention to the lessons of the Star Wars movies.

“The investment on this scale is unsustainable and is completely lost when a wamp-rat-hunting farmboy takes a lucky shot,” Lt. Col. Dan Ward wrote in the September-October issue of acquisition trade journal Defense AT&L. “When one station represents the entire fleet (or even 5 percent of the fleet), we’ve put too many eggs in that basket and are well on our way to failing someone for the last time.”