TAG! U-R It!

Say you are wandering the streets of a foreign city and you get horribly maimed by a runaway taxi. You could let someone know that you have a penicillin allergy with your trusty medical alert bracelet. Or, you could be wearing UTAG’s ICE dog tags and let them know EVERYTHING.

Unconscious, so long as your rescuers have access to a PC, they can plug the USB drive in and see, emergency contact info and whatever medical history you’ve included in the pop-up application. The software will translate all your maladies into the local lingo so you can just lay there and be unresponsive as the locals call your mom to let her know you didn’t have on clean underwear.