It’s not often you need body armor that’s this concealable, but if you’ve got it, flaunt it. Tactical Corsets poses the age old question “Why should men get all the high-speed low-drag tactical toys?”

They’ve taken the LBV idea to a new level, but don’t call it cute. It’s MILSPEC, they say. Heck, they’ve even got a PALS compatible lipstick pouch in T&E. No word on ballistic protection. But that might not be that important becuase the enemy will either be laughing to hard to shoot straight or asking for your number.