So I’ve made no attempt to hide my excitement about this bottle. The boys at Hydro Flask gave me this 18-ounce, narrow-mouth bottle at Outdoor Retailers last month, and I’ve carried it around like a Precious ever since.

I love it so much (don’t roll your eyes) that I feel it deserves some kind of cornball haiku:

Oh so cold, you’re hot//Double-wall and stainless steel//Theft by cube-mate, RAWR

No one has actually taken mine yet, mostly because they’d have to pry it from my not-so-cold-because-the-bottle-is-so-well-insulated hands.