Life During War Time : Sheila Vemmer

The W.C. at S.D. in D.C.

Last week I had to call my cousin from a bathroom stall in Macys because I recklessly didn’t check for toilet paper. (She was shopping there, too – I didn’t make her come from home or something ridiculous like that.)

Now I know where all the excess rolls of TP are – in the stalls of the Dirksen Senate Office Building! I guess this is so lady Senators don’t have to waddle stall-to-stall with their pantsuits/nude nylons around their ankles.

So if you are on The Hill and need a clean, well-stocked place to rest – try Dirksen, or any of the other office buildings. They are open to the public…once you make it through a security screening.