The Scoop Deck

Highway to the Danger Zone

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The spot on the flight deck where bunches of pilots have tailhooked. But not Tom Cruise.

The spot on the flight deck of the Enterprise where many aircraft have made their arrested landings — which, as we all know, are more like “controlled crashes.”

On your Mom’s what?

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 What does complacency sound like?

I think I might have a transcript of it on my desk.

We had a story in this week’s paper about a a couple of guys in a Super Hornet who completely missed the target range and ended up mistakenly dropping a 500-pound bomb in a national forest in Florida.

The funny thing that didn’t make it into that story is the back-and-forth chatter between the pilot and NFO as they were getting ready for a COMPTUEX training run last May:

 Pilot: I’m gonna waypoint designate 47, is that cool?

 NFO: Yeah!

Pilot: Yeah! Work it, baby! Work it! Yeah, put those target points down!

NFO: Putting target points down on that SAR map like I put ‘em on [redacted name] mom’s [expletive]

Then, after realizing the bomb hit more than 5,000 feet outside the range, the Wizzo said:

“I hope we didn’t [expletive] that up.”

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